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Written by ralphie   
Tuesday, 01 July 2008 08:47

Apparently we don't have any news beside jokes and memes, so I proudly present this piece

Beached iz bro!

 
Drunk Darth Vader's Jedi assault PDF Print E-mail
Written by Administrator   
Wednesday, 04 June 2008 12:06

A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.

Razz, 27, of no fixed address, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.

Razz, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"

Earlier, when Razz failed to arrive on time, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant, adding: "I hope the force will soon be with him."

In the event, Razz turned up and the case at Holyhead Magistrates' Court resumed.

The court heard that he had jumped over a garden wall wearing the bin bag before the attack.

Prosecutor Nia Lloyd said Barney Jones had recently started the Jedi Church in Holyhead, in honour of the good knights from Star Wars.

It had about 30 members locally and "thousands worldwide," she said.

The cousins had been filming themselves playing with light sabres in the garden before the attack.

Razz admitted two charges of common assault.

The court was told he had a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10-litre box of wine.

Mrs Lloyd said: "He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand."

Razz hit Barney Jones over the head with the crutch, leaving him with a headache, before laughing and hitting Michael Jones in the thigh, causing bruising. 
The court heard that Razz could not remember the incident

Both men were left upset by the incident and they believed it was pre-planned.

She added that the pair believed "very strongly in the church and their religion".

Razz could not remember the incident and only realised what had happened when he read about it in local newspapers, the court was told.

Defending, Frances Jones, said alcohol was "ruining his life" and he had no idea where he got the crutch from.

The court heard that Razz had previous convictions, including affray, assault and disorderly behaviour.

The judge warned Razz that jail remained a possibility, before adjourning for pre-sentence reports until 13 May.

Last Updated ( Wednesday, 04 June 2008 13:22 )
 
New Site PDF Print E-mail
Written by ralphie   
Monday, 19 May 2008 07:54
With massive hype and buildup we've launched the comically unfinished new website. Apparently procrastinating about new content is easier than making it! Look for it to get possibly finished this year some time!
Last Updated ( Monday, 19 May 2008 07:57 )